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CHRYSALUS
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Demand it, and go hang yourself; don’t you suppose, you worthless fellow, that we shall be entreating of you. (Exit CLEOMACHUS.)
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He’s taken himself off. Permit me, master, I entreat you by the immortal Gods, to go in-doors here to your son.
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NICOBULUS
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But why go in there?
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CHRYSALUS
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That with many words I may rebuke him, since after this fashion he has been going on this way.
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NICOBULUS
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Well, I beg you will do so, Chrysalus; and I entreat you not to spare him in your talking to him.
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CHRYSALUS
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And do you instruct even myself? Isn’t it sufficient, if this day he shall hear from me more harsh things than ever Clinias heardClinias heard: He is alluding to a scene in some play, then well known, which is now lost. In it, Demetrius was probably severe upon Clinias. The Delphin editor thinks that this must have been a proverb. from Demetrius?
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NICOBULUS
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This servant of mine is very like a running eye; if you have it not, you don’t wish for it or desire it;
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if you have it, you can’t keep off from rubbing it. But if he hadn’t, by lucky chance, been here to-day, the Captain would have surprised Mnesilochus with his wife, and have killed him as an adulterer detected in the fact. Now, in a manner have I ransomed my son with the two hundred Philippeans
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which I have promised to give to the Captain; which, however, I shall not rashly pay him down, before I have met with my son. By my troth, I’ll never rashly give credence in anything to Chrysalus. But I have a mind even once again to read over this letter; ’tis right that when a letter is sealed we should give credence to it.
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CHRYSALUS
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The two brothers, the sons of Atreus, are said to have done a most famous deed, when, with arms, and horses, and an army, and with chosen warriors, and with ships a thousand in number, after the tenth year, they subdued Pergamus, the native land of Priam, founded by hands divine. Not more decidedly did it fall by the engine of war, than I shall storm my master here,
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without a fleet, and without an army and so great array of soldiers. I have won, I have taken by storm this gold from his father for my master’s son, in his amour. Now, before the old man comes here, I wish to lament until he does come out. O Troy! O my country! O Pergamus! O Priam! old man, you are undone, you, who’ll be wretchedly and shockingly choused out of four hundred golden Philippeans.
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For those tablets, sealed on the one side and on the other, they are not tablets, but the horse which the Greeks sent, of wood. Pistoclerus is the EpeusIs the Epeus: Epeus was the builder of the wooden horse. When the treacherous Sinon was left behind, he lurked in the tomb of Achilles, or, according to some, in that of Palamedes.; from him were these received. Mnesilochus is the Simon left behind. Behold him! not in Achilles’ tomb, but on a couch he reclines: he has Bacchis with him; just as the other formerly had the fire with which to give the signal;
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so now does she inflame himself. I am Ulysses, by whose advice they do these things. Then, the characters which there are written, are the soldiers in this horse, armed and of high courage. So even thus far has the matter prospered with me. This horse, too, will be making his attack, not on a citadel, but on a cofferNot on a citadel, but on a coffer: He puns on the resemblance of the words arcem, a citadel, and arcam, a chest or coffer. A ruin, a destruction, a cleaner-out of the old man’s gold, will this horse prove this day.
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To this silly old man of ours, in fact, I give the name of Ilium; the Captain is Menelaüs; I, Agamemnon; I, too, am Ulysses, the son of Laërtes; Mnesilochus is AlexanderAlexander: Alexander was one of the names of Paris, the son of Priam., who will be the destruction of his father’s fortunes; he has borne off the Helen, on whose account I am now carrying on the siege of Ilium. For there I have heard say that Ulysses was both bold and full of mischief, just as I am.
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I have been detected in my tricks—he, discovered in a beggar’s guise, had almost perished, while he was spying out there the doings of the Trojans. Similarly has it happened to myself to-day. I have been bound, but by my devices I have redeemed myself; he, too, preserved himself by artifice. I have heard that there were three destiniesThere were three destinies: He has omitted three of the circumstances by which the downfall of Troy was to be precipitated—namely: if the horses of Rhesus should be captured before they had tasted of the pastures of Troy and the waters of Xanthus; if the bow and arrow of Hercules should be employed in the siege; and if one of the posterity of Achilles should be present, in all which circumstances the Greeks were eventually favoured. attending Troy, which were fatal to it; if the statue should be lost from the citadel; whereas the second was the death of Troilus;
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the third was when the upper lintel of the Phrygian gateThe Phrygian gate: This was the Scaean gate, near the tomb of King Laomedon should be demolished. Just so are there three fatalities for this Troy of ours, corresponding with those three; for, first of all, when, a short time since, as I told our old gentleman the lying story about his host, and the gold, and the bark, then, that instant, did I steal the statueSteal the statue: The Palladium was stealthily carried off from Troy by Ulysses and Diomedes. from the citadel. And even then two fatalities were remaining, and no further had I taken this city.
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Afterwards, when I carried the letter to the old man, then I killed my Troilus. When he supposed, just now, that Mnesilochus was with the Captain’s wife, from that, with difficulty, did I disengage myself. And that danger do I compare to what they say, how that Ulysses, recognized by HelenRecognized by Helen: He alludes here, and in l. 951, to the occasion when Ulysses entered Troy as a spy, in the disguise of a beggar, on which occasion he was recognized by Helen., was betrayed to Hecuba. But as, in olden time, by his coaxing arts, he liberated himself from her, and persuaded her to let him go,
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so I, by my devices, have rescued myself from the danger, and have deceived the old man. Afterwards, I engaged with the blustering Captain, who, unarmed, takes cities with his words, and there I repulsed my man. Then I engaged in fight with the old gentleman; straightway by one lying device did I vanquish him; by one blow, in a moment, did I take the spoils away from him. He now will give the two hundred Philippean pieces to the Captain,
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which he has promised that he will give. Now, I have occasion for another two hundred, to be distributed when Ilium is taken, that there may be the usual draught of honeyed wineDraught of honeyed wine: Mulsum. This was a mixture of wine and honey, flavoured with myrrh, cassia, nard, costum, or pepper. On the occasion of a triumph, the soldiers were treated to copious draughts of this mixture. with which the soldiers may celebrate their triumph. But this Priam is far superior to him of old. Not fifty sons only has he, but four hundred, and all choice ones, without a blemish;
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all these this day will I cut off at two single blows. Now, if there were any purchaser for this Priam of ours, I would sell the old fellow in the lumpIn the lump: Coemptionalem senem. Those slaves were called coemptionale. who, by reason of age or bad character, were so utterly worthless that they would fetch no price, and were consequently thrown into a lot with other slaves or property of real value., whom I have on sale the moment that J shall have taken the city. But, lo! I see our Priam standing before the door; I’ll go and speak to him.
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NICOBULUS
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Pray, whose voice is it that sounds near me?
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CHRYSALUS
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O Nicobulus!
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NICOBULUS
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What’s the matter?
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CHRYSALUS
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O, capital!
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NICOBULUS
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Well, have you done aught of what I sent you upon?
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CHRYSALUS
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What—ask you that? Step closer this way.
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NICOBULUS
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Well, I do come closer.
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CHRYSALUS
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I am an excellent pleader. By rebuking him, and by whatever hard language I really was able to think of, I forced the fellow to tears.
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NICOBULUS
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What did he say?
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CHRYSALUS
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He uttered not a word: crying, he listened in silence to what I was saying; in silence he wrote down on his tablets; these sealed he gave to me;
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he bade me deliver them to you. (Gives him the tablets.) But I am afraid that they sing to the same tune that the former ones did. Observe the seal, is it his?
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NICOBULUS
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I recognize it. I’d like to read them over.
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CHRYSALUS
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Read them through. (Aside.) Now is the upper lintelThe upper lintel: He alludes to the Phrygian gate, which he has before mentioned in l. 955 being cut down, now is the destruction of Troy near at hand. The wooden horse is shaking it right cleverly.
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NICOBULUS
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Chrysalus, just step here while I am reading these through.
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CHRYSALUS
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Prithee, what need is there for me to be near you?
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NICOBULUS
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That you may know what’s written here.
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I don’t care, and I don’t wish to know.
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Still, do come here.
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CHRYSALUS
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What need is there?
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NICOBULUS
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Hold your tongue.
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I’ll stay.
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CHRYSALUS
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I won’t, I say.
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NICOBULUS
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But I will, I say.
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CHRYSALUS
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What need is there?
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NICOBULUS
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Still do you only do that which I bid you.
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CHRYSALUS
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I’ll come. ’Tis right to do so; your own servant ought to be obedient at your command.
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NICOBULUS
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Heyday! he hasn’t been sparingHasn’t been sparing: By this expression he means that his son has written a very long letter, as he has been neither sparing of the wax for the table’s, nor of the use of the stylus or pen. of his wax or pen. But whatever it is, I’m resolved to read it through. Attend to me, please, this very instant.
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CHRYSALUS
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When you choose, read on; I devote to you the attention of my ears.
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NICOBULUS
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Bless me! the letters are small.
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CHRYSALUS
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To one, indeed, who cannot see well with his eyes but they are quite large enough for one who can see well.
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NICOBULUS
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Give your attention then.
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(He reads.) Father, I beseech you, do give two hundred Philippeans to Chrysalus, if you wish me to be safe or alive for you—
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CHRYSALUS
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By my troth, really a very great mistake,
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I tell you.
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NICOBULUS
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What’s the matter?
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CHRYSALUS
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He hasn’t first written the salutation to you.
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NICOBULUS
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I don’t see it anywhere.
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CHRYSALUS
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Even from its very commencement the letter is an impertinent one.
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If you are wise, you’ll not give it; but at the best, if you give it him, why, let him find out some other porter for himself, if he is wise; for I won’t carry it if you order me ever so much. I’ve been quite enough suspected as it is, when I was guiltless of a fault.
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NICOBULUS
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Listen on now, while I read through what’s written.
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(Reading.) I am ashamed, father, to appear before you in your presence; such disgraceful conduct of mine have I heard that you are aware of, that I have formed an intercourse with the wife of a strange Captain.
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By my troth, you are not joking there; for I have saved your life from the consequences of this foul deed with two hundred golden Philippeans.
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CHRYSALUS
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There’s not a particle of these things but what I’ve told him.
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NICOBULUS
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I confess that I have acted foolishly. But I beseech you, father, do not forsake me, if, in my folly, I have transgressed.
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Of fierce desires, and eyes uncontrolled, have I been; I have been urged on to do a deed of which I am now ashamed. It were proper, then, that you should have taken heed before you were ashamed.
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CHRYSALUS
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All these very same words did I say to him only just now.
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NICOBULUS
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I beseech you, father, to consider that it is enough that Chrysalus
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has reproached me with many cutting words, and by his advice has made me a better man, so that ’tis right that you should return him sincere thanks.
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CHRYSALUS
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Is that written there?
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NICOBULUS
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Look and see, then you’ll know.
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CHRYSALUS
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He that has so offended, how humble to all he is, and of his own accord.
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NICOBULUS
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Now, father, if even yet I may be allowed to ask anything of you, do give me two hundred Philippean pieces, I do entreat you.
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CHRYSALUS
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By my troth, now, not one even, if you are wise.
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NICOBULUS
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Let me read on. (Reading.) In set formIn set form: Of course the oath would be the more solemn in such case. I have taken an oath that I would give this to the woman this day before nightfall,
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ere she leaves me. Now, father, have a care that I be not forsworn, and take me hence away from her as soon as you can, on whose account I have incurred so much loss and guilt. Take care and let not the two hundred pieces be a cause of annoyance to you; I will repay you innumerable times as much, if I live.
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Farewell, and do attend to these matters. Now, Chrysalus, what do you think?
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CHRYSALUS
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I won’t give you one bit of advice this day, and I won’t run the risk, that if any mistake is made, you should say that you had done it by my counsel. But, as I conceive, if I were in your place,
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I would rather give the gold than suffer him to be corrupted. There is a twofold choice consider which you would adopt; either to lose the gold, or for a lover to be forsworn. I neither order you, nor forbid you, nor do I persuade you.
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NICOBULUS
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I’m sorry for him.
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CHRYSALUS
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You don’t do anything surprising—he is your son.
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If still more must be lost, ’tis better for it to go, than for this disgrace to be everywhere proclaimed.
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NICOBULUS
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By my troth, I certainly had much rather he had been at Ephesus, so long as he was well, than that he had returned home. But why don’t I hasten to get rid of that which is doomed to be squandered away?
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I’ll bring you just now from in-doors twice two hundred Philippeans, both those which, a little time since, to my sorrow, I promised to the Captain, and these others. Wait there; I’ll be out to you, Chrysalus, this instant.
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CHRYSALUS
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Troy is laid waste, the chiefs have razed Pergamus. I knew some time ago that I should be the ruin of Pergamus.
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I’ faith I wouldn’t dare make a bet with him who should say that I was deserving of severe torture; so great confusion am I making. But the door makes a noise; the plunder’s being brought forth from Troy. For the present I’ll hold my tongue.
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NICOBULUS
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Take you this gold, Chrysalus; go, carry it to my son.
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But I’ll go hence to the market-place to pay this to the Captain.
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CHRYSALUS
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For my part, I’ll not receive it; do you seek somebody at once to take it. I won’t have it entrusted to me.
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NICOBULUS
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But do take it; you’re worrying me now.
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For my part, I’ll not take it.
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NICOBULUS
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But, prithee do.
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CHRYSALUS
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I am telling you what is the fact.
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NICOBULUS
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You are delaying me.
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CHRYSALUS
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I don’t want, I say, the gold to be entrusted to me. At all events, find some person to keep a watch upon me.
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NICOBULUS
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You’re plaguing me.
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CHRYSALUS
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Well, give it me, if it must be so.
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NICOBULUS
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Take care of it. I’ll be back here just now.
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I’ve taken care—that you shall be a most wretched old fellow; this is bringing an undertaking to a fair ending; even as it has proved my lot to go rejoicing, laden with the spoil.
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With safety to myself, and the city taken by stratagem, I now bring home my whole army unhurt. But, Spectators, don’t you now be surprised that I don’t go in triumph; ’tis such a common thing, I don’t care for it. Still however, the soldiers shall be received with the usual honeyed wine.
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Now I’ll carry off all this booty at once to the QuaestorTo the Quaestor: It was the custom of the Romans to deliver to the City Quaestor the plunder taken in war, to be employed in the public service. Here he means his young master, Mnesilochus..

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